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forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart, via phillip-york-hundt)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via muggle-whovian)

humorprince:

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

(via iamkingtyrone)

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

(via brurie)

dampsandwich:

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument

(via flordemilraices)

Never forget that Shawn Carter admitted to plotting on sixteen year old Beyonce Knowles.

thefatgawd:

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